LORALIE’S PARTY PECKERS–UNIQUE, FUN AND IMAGINATIVE PARTY COOKIES. PERFECT PARTY FAVORS FOR BACHELORETTE PARTIES, BRIDAL SHOWERS AND GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT
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I was a little confused and said, “They don’t have places you can get good cookies in Milwaukee?” She clarified that she wanted special cookies. You see my friend, Dr. H, is a Urologist. (See where this is going?) She said, “I was wondering if you could make me 100 penis cookies. I’m doing a sex talk for some nurses and I want to give them out as door favors.”
……… “Ummmm (nervous giggle) you want what?” You see, she is also Filipino and Chinese–I thought she might want some special Asian cookie. Never did I imagine. However, I’m not one to back down from a baking challenge no matter what shape it takes.
So, I got on the Internet and looked for a cookie cutter. I was surprised to find I had a couple of options. (It wasn’t like it is now. There wasn’t the vast range of penile molding paraphernalia there is today. ) So I picked the one I liked the best, balls down and not on either side. The great thing was that it came with decorating suggestions. I also chuckled a little bit because it was coming from a small town in Maine, just like me.
I got my new cookie cutter in the mail and I set to work. It was so much fun!! Once I got started new names came to me and I created looks to go with them. Through the years I’ve added new peckers to the my cast of peckers. I still laugh when I think of how my little 3 year old said she liked the duckie cookies and could she have one, “umm… no”. After that, whenever I made these cookies I made sure to always cut out a few hearts for my daughters to enjoy. Because my peckers are for adults only.
I’ve been asked to make them several time since that first time for Bachelorette parties. The ladies ALWAYS love them and they tell me how everyone was rolling with laughter. In fact when Dr. H had her Bachelorette Party in Las Vegas you bet my little friends showed up! One of my customers even created a game to go with the presentation of my little peckers at her daughter’s bridal shower!! Because even at a tasteful bridal shower, Loralie’s Party Peckers find a place and purpose and create quite the fun loving stir!
As I venture into a new phase of my life, it occurred to me that there are many others out there that would enjoy the laughter and smiles brought on by Loralie’s Bachelorette Party Peckers. So pick a pack of Party Peckers and LAUGH! And hey…. did I mention these peckers taste great too?!!
- An excitement-generating bachelorette party favor! Create games around them.
- Be the first to introduce Loralie’s bachelorette cookies to the next bachelorette party you plan or attend.
PRESENTING THE FIRST LINE OF LORALIE’S BACHELORETTE PARTY PECKER COOKIES
Each has a special name: Order details follow the photos.
WEE WILLY*
Mr. Wee Willy*
Uncle Sam*
UNCLE SAM*
Senor-Wam-Bam*
SENOR WAM BAM*
SIR HAIRY*
ONE EYED MONSTER*
Sir Hairy*
One-Eyed Monster*
Mr Stubbs*
MR. STUBBS*
MR. BLUE BALLS*
LONG WANG DONG*
Mr. Blue Balls*
Long Wang Dong*
Hot Red Poker*
RED HOT POKER*
E-BONE-Y*
DR. BUMPS, V.D.*
E-Bone-Y*
Dr. Bumps, VD*
DODGER DOG*
Dodger Dog*
COW POKE*
COUSIN LIMPY*
COOL WILLY*
Cow Poke*
Cousin Limpy*
Cool Willy*
More bachelorette party pecker cookies are being created, so you may get some that aren’t shown in the Deluxe packs.
- Shipped anywhere in US to an address that accepts USPS Priority boxes.
- Deluxe Pecker Packs – Minimum order of 12 cookies (sampler of all designs) : $50
- Deluxe Pecker Packs – Minimum order of 24 cookies (sampler of all designs) : $90
- Standard Pecker Packs – Minimum order of 12 simpler design cookies: $45
- Standard Pecker Packs – Minimum order of 24 simpler design cookies: $75
- Special orders of selected designs, 24 cookies, are priced differently–make your request and I’ll send you an invoice
- Cookies are custom-made so I need a least 7 business days from payment of order to arrival of your order at your address
- Payment is made through Paypal: I will send an invoice through Paypal. (Debit or Credit card payments only for fast delivery.) Once I receive confirmation of payment I will get your order to you within 7 business days or earlier.
- Full Order information can be found here.
Email me through form below: Tell me what you want (approximately how many cookies), when you want it, and the date of the event (I need to check availability for that date), and any special requests. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.
*All labels and designs are covered by the Copyright notice on this website. 4/6/2015
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I will continue to add designs to the line-up of gentlemen peckers. If you have an idea for a name or design, please don’t hesitate to send me a message. And if you have any imaginative uses of these party favors for bachelorette or other parties, please share them with me.
Remember that my bakery products marry high-end taste with great design, so I will continue to look for the best butter cookie recipe I can find as well as explore many designs. Below are some excerpts from Yelp reviews that I’ve received.
“Laurice married that high-end bakery presentation with home made goodness type flavors.”
“Laurice is truly a confectionary artiste.”
“We ordered a ‘beer mug cake’ for my Husbands 30th Bday party, it was absolutely perfect. He was shocked and the guests loved it. The sour cream buttercream cake with raspberry buttercream filling was absolutely delicious and I can’t wait to eat the small amount we had leftover.”
“I would give Laurice 10 stars if it was possible to. She made my baby shower cake. My husband gave her 3 designs as samples and she combined the best of all 3 to make one of the best cake I have ever had (and I have had quite a few).”
